Three Random Pet Peeves, #4

Heaven Or Hell. Near Cheyenne, Wyoming, 2016. Hell is where all manner of pet peeves (as in the ones below) await you…to torture you for all eternity.

And here they are…!

#1 – Those lotion bottles with the squirt tops that malfunction ALL the time–AND, even if they work properly they don’t reach the bottom of the bottle…so, for the last few weeks or even months, you end up banging out the last 1/5th of the total lotion volume by violent hand smacks as if the container were a Heinz ketchup bottle.

#2 – Hard plastic packaging that is molded tightly around the object you purchased (a small battery or a memory stick, say). It seems to be made of some extraterrestrial material and the jaws of life are required to open the damn thing up. You certainly can’t do it by hand. It makes me want to send the package back to the CEO of the company (C.O.D.) and ask HER to open it.

#3 – Pop-up ads. Have I already mentioned this one before? Can’t remember. Even if I did, I definitely wish to say it again…and again…and again. I HATE those things.