Spam Humor

Hwy 93 Morning Rush Hour. Boulder, Colorado (Even spammers have to go to work sometime…)

The spam that constantly flows into one’s website, much like community sewage, is quite varied and tasty in its own disgusting way. You’ll find all kinds of colors, textures, and chunks therein.

There must be a way of randomly selecting a few of these lines and putting them together to make an entertaining, artistic, literary composition (derivative turd?) of some kind.

Maybe like this? (Created from actual spam text found in my spam queue.)

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I was actually moved enough to create a thought. I do have some questions for you if it is okay. Is it only me or do some of the responses appear as if they are written by brain dead people?

I love what you guys are usually up too. Such clever work and coverage!

The unique and suspense-filled plot already has me sucked in…amazing writing! Go spammers!

NOTE: For spam first aid, the Akismet plugin is about the best I have found for filtering out the scatological effluence from the legitimate comments.