Potty Pet Peeve

Tree Bark Textures. Tucson, Arizona, 2016 (An early form of toilet paper?)

Why is it they insist on hanging the toilet paper dispensers in public restrooms barely a foot off of the floor? It makes it a major squat and dexterity challenge to find the paper and pull the gossamer-thin stuff out without having it fracture into so much confetti.

Some of these stalls look like the entire local community held a ticker tape parade within, the floor is so covered with shredded bits of white.

From now on, folks, lets hang those things above the hand support bar–that would be at about shoulder level as you sit regally on that great white throne.